1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 3 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,883 Upozorenje. Vratolomije su izveli profesionalci 4 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,719 i zato, radi vlastite i tuđe sigurnosti, 5 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:55,055 ne ponavljajte viđeno. 6 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Izgleda dobro? 7 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,813 Samo pojačaj. 8 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,064 Vidiš? Snima. 9 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 SIJEČANJ 1998. 10 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,108 Dobro. 11 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,026 I onda... 12 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,110 NASTANAK JACKASSA 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,571 Da stavim naočale za ovo? 14 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,947 NIKAD EMITIRAN NA MTV-u 15 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:12,990 Bit će u redu. 16 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,200 Hajde. 17 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,077 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville iz SAD-a 18 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,914 i ovo je mali prilog o opremi za samoobranu. 19 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,458 Odvest ćemo se u pustinju i... 20 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,836 Imam kalibar .38 bez vanjskog udarača, 21 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,464 lagani Smith and Wesson, 22 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,050 koji zaustavlja kao devetmilimetarski. 23 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,718 I primit ću metak u prsa... 24 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,138 noseći ovaj službeni... 25 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 pancir prsluk razine IIA. 26 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,230 A da ublažim udarac metka, 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 stavit ću ove časopise, 28 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:49,401 par Hustlera i Leg Worlda, ispod prsluka, 29 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,779 kako bih izbjegao udarnu ozljedu. 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,531 Dobro. 31 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:58,118 -Zato bih radije da netko drugi puca. -Čekaj. 32 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,578 Ovako, Jasone? 33 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,206 Izgleda dobro. 34 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:08,212 UPOZORENJE: NE POKUŠAVAJTE OVO. IZNIMNO JE GLUPO I MOŽE VAS UBITI. 35 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,755 Ne mogu ja ovo, stari. 36 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,757 Ovo je riskantno, jebote. 37 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,176 Stari, ne budi glup. 38 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,680 Pomoli se, stari. 39 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,557 Ovo je suludo glupo. 40 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,353 -Idemo, jebote. -Sad moraš proći cijeli krug. 41 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,480 -A da? -Ne mogu. 42 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,065 P. J., idemo, jebote. 43 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,567 Nađi metak. 44 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,651 P. J. 45 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,945 Daj, stari! 46 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,491 P. J., idemo, jebote. 47 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,161 Gađat ću te jebenim kamenom. Idemo. 48 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,296 -U sljedećoj je. -P. J., daj! 49 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,298 -Ne mogu ja ovo. -Neka bude... 50 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:54,758 P. J. 51 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,346 E, ne mogu ti ni opisati koliko je ovo jebeno jadno. 52 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,183 Pusti. 53 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,187 Idemo. 54 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,446 Idemo, stari. Spremi ga i idemo. 55 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,697 Nije boljelo? 56 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,240 Ne, ali bilo me strah. 57 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,957 Čak nije ostala ni jebena... Rekao sam vam. 58 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,876 Vidi trag baruta. 59 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,169 Znam. 60 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,629 Da, malo sam se tresao. 61 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,006 Da to pogledamo na TV-u? 62 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,299 Totalno, jebote. 63 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,975 Ovo će biti super. 64 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,188 Pomaknite se. 65 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,567 Jao! Jebote! 66 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,860 Jebote! 67 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,069 Jebote! 68 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,572 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. Dobro došli u Jackass. 69 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,839 Dobro! 70 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:27,262 JACKASS: NAJBOLJE ZA KRAJ 71 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,004 Jebote! 72 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,840 O, jebote! 73 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,679 Dobro došli na prvi dan snimanja našeg posljednjeg filma. 74 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,348 Kako se osjećaš? 75 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,601 Tužan sam. 76 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,312 Zašto? 77 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:21,817 Pa... 78 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,903 Velik dio mog, naših života... 79 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,864 završava. 80 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Rastužuje li te to, Chrise? 81 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,160 Nisam u doticaju s osjećajima. 82 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 Imamo novog člana Jackass ekipe. 83 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,792 Zove se 1W-Larry. 84 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,752 On je humanoidni robot. 85 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,046 A glas mu daje... 86 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,257 g. Adam Ray. 87 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,468 A danas ćeš ući u povijest 88 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,763 prvim pregledom prostate koji će obaviti robot. 89 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,349 Ovako Jackass izgleda s 50. 90 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,979 -U našim godinama pregled je nužan. -Super fora. 91 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,273 -Osvještavanje. -Angažiraš najboljeg. 92 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,275 Vidio si taj prst? 93 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,234 Jesam. 94 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,320 Da, to nije prst. 95 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,779 To je kandža. 96 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,992 Bit će problema kad ga ugura dopola. 97 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,995 Više me brine ova oštra strana. 98 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:18,165 -Koliko si puta ovo radio, Larry? -Jedanput. 99 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,833 Sebi. 100 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,378 U autu na putu ovamo. 101 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,131 Razvalimo ga, dušo. 102 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:30,385 Možda "razvaliti" nije najsretniji izbor riječi. 103 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,598 Ja sam Steve-O i zdravlje prostate je jako važno. 104 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,060 Ovo je robotski rektalni pregled 105 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,144 Bla-bla-bla. 106 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,229 Skidaj hlače. 107 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,106 -Jesam. -Zaštita. 108 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,692 Kondomi bez lubrikanta. 109 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,860 Imamo lubrikant. 110 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,154 Zaboga, užasno je oštro. 111 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,991 Daj da ti stavim malo lubrikanta. Hrskavi maslac od kikirikija. 112 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,993 -O, ne. -Zašto hrskavi? 113 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,620 Skidaj gaće. 114 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,537 O, moj Bože. 115 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,376 Odvratno! 116 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,503 A sad, prije nego što počnem... 117 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,505 Polako, Larry. 118 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,926 Čekaj, čekaj. 119 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,303 Na moj znak. 120 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,681 To je to! 121 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,688 Raširi ih, Steve-O! 122 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,651 -Raširi te guzove! Pomozite čovjeku. -Ne diraj mi ruku. 123 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,445 -Dobro. -Steve! 124 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,325 Je li tvoja čokolada u njegovom maslacu od kikirikija ili obrnuto? 125 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,035 Još maslaca, molim. 126 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,996 -Trebamo još maslaca. -Još. 127 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,789 Nemoj me zamrljati. 128 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,457 -Zaboga! -Evo! 129 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,210 Jedan, dva... 130 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,295 Tri. 131 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,546 Blizu si. 132 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,090 Tako je. 133 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,595 Diši. Idemo, Larry! 134 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,472 Spusti se! 135 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,267 Osjećaš li to? 136 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937 Nagni se! 137 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Da pozovem tvog tatu? 138 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,444 O, moj Bože. 139 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,196 Hej, Larry, daj Lanceu prst da ga pomiriše. 140 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 Rado. 141 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,533 Hajde, Lance. 142 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,534 Pomiriši ga. 143 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:19,828 Pomiriši ga. 144 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,038 Nije strašno. 145 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,208 Da. Jesam ga. 146 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,962 Ne po vražjoj kameri! 147 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 Moram obaviti još nešto. 148 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 Drkicu s guženjem. 149 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:37,929 Pomoći ću ti. 150 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264 -Idemo. -Držim te. 151 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,223 Možemo mi to. 152 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,391 Možeš ti to. 153 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,976 Timski rad čini čuda. 154 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,978 Držim te. 155 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,647 Jesam li spomenuo da sam danas pio? 156 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,275 Krećemo. 157 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,739 Ne miči se! 158 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,160 -Jesam. -U redu, pusti ga, Larry. 159 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,788 -Ne miči se. -Larry, pusti ga! 160 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,332 Skroz mu je zgrabio penis! Zaboga! 161 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,710 Zaboga! Sranje! 162 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 Zaboga, stari. 163 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,885 Možda nije najbolji trenutak da ti kažem da mi je prošli tjedan oduzeta licenca. 164 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,099 -Hvala. -Bravo, Steve-O. 165 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,016 Hvala, ljudi. 166 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,184 Čestitam. 167 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,271 -Mogu postaviti pitanje? -Da. 168 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,315 Zašto je ovo posljednji? 169 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,736 Više ne mogu jahati crvene rakete i bikove 170 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,114 pa se ovo čini logičnim krajem. 171 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,366 Ja ne planiram jahati rakete. 172 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,283 Ni bikove. 173 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:45,414 Skužili smo da imamo hrpu snimki koje nitko nije vidio ili ih se jedva sjeća. 174 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,500 Možemo izabrati naše najbolje fore, 175 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,794 dodati malo novog materijala 176 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,505 pa ću opet moći vidjeti pitona. 177 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,051 Ako vratolomija zahtijeva da budem nag, 178 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,263 onda je odgovor potvrdan. 179 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,977 Ovo je "Truba na golf igralištu". 180 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,894 TRAVANJ 2002. 181 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,106 Kad ljudi izvode početni udarac, baš dok zamahuju, 182 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,066 zasvirat ćemo ovim trubama. 183 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,460 Evo je opet. 184 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,627 Ne. Još jedanput? 185 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 Dobra je unatoč tome. 186 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,827 Što sam ti rekao? 187 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,497 -Da ću te nalemati. -Izgubili ste palicu. 188 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,916 Nisam li te upozorio da ću te nalemati? 189 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,627 Molim? Oprostite, imam burzitis. 190 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,170 -Imaš burzitis? -Da. 191 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,713 I zato moraš trubiti? 192 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,672 Pomaže. 193 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:21,009 -Trubit ćeš kad te ja dohvatim. -Neće se ponoviti. 194 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,269 Jebeno će... 195 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,772 Uzeo je palicu i bacio... 196 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,828 O, jebote. 197 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,706 -Sranje, gađa nas. Sagnite se! -O, sranje. 198 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,048 -Sagnite se! -Pazite ovo. Čekajte. 199 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,675 -Dolje, Dimitri! -Čekajte. 200 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933 O, jebote. 201 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,104 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 202 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,898 Ovo je Tory Belleci, međunarodni znanstvenik. 203 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,609 Ovo je "Slijedi vođu". 204 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,697 Dakle, Knoxville će pomaknuti ruku, 205 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,533 računalo će primiti signal 206 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,827 i tako će upravljati tvojim rukama. 207 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,744 Što? 208 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,163 Ti samo napni mišiće. 209 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,623 Nema frke. 210 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,791 Da. 211 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,213 Dobro. 212 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,090 -O, moj Bože. -Ti vrapca! 213 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,675 -Što je? -Stari. 214 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,344 Koji vrag? To je mnogo elektroida! 215 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,057 Možete li Poopiesu donijeti kavu? 216 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,767 Koliko je vruća? 217 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,019 Kipuća. 218 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,438 Popij malo kave. Siguran sam da će sve... 219 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,361 Mislim da nekome treba brijanje. 220 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 -Ovo je... -Treba brijanje. 221 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,906 ...gotovo nova britvica. 222 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742 Stara tek par tjedana. Počni. 223 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,660 -Moraš... -Da, tako je dobro. 224 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,829 -Dobro je. -Fulao si dio. 225 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,585 Lance, zašto ne... 226 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,588 Lance uopće ne gleda. 227 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,675 -Poopies, moraš obrijati vrat. -Znam što želiš i... 228 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,053 Učinit ću to. 229 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,351 Da, dobro ti ide. 230 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,186 O, moj Bože. 231 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,647 Obrij sredinu. 232 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,360 Baš je elegantan. 233 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 Pravo krvavo krštenje. 234 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,328 Još Zachu nisam napravio tetovažu. 235 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,039 U redu, hajde da sredimo Zacha. 236 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,123 Što ćeš nacrtati? 237 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,627 Smajlića na bradavici. 238 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,045 Prekrasno platno. 239 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,840 Ako želiš da nacrtam nešto... 240 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,550 Zašto vičeš na mene? 241 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,636 Želim da ispadne dobro. 242 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,305 I ja. Na tvojoj sam strani. 243 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,641 Kunem ti se, ruka na srce. 244 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 Nemoj zeznuti, Steve-O. 245 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,186 Mirna ruka. 246 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,980 -Oprosti. -U redu. 247 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 Nikako da pogodi sredinu. 248 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,366 Ni blizu. 249 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,452 Još ne radim ništa. 250 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,079 -Dobro. -Još ništa. 251 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,372 Sad! 252 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,874 Ti jebeni... 253 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:47,257 Možeš ti to, Steve-O! Steve-O! 254 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 Dobro je. Izgleda dobro. 255 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,683 Izgleda dobro. 256 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,810 Kako je bilo? 257 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,853 Loše. 258 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,564 Ti vrapca. 259 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,733 Zach, fantastično je, stari. 260 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,151 O, moj Bože. 261 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,196 -Bravo, Poopies i Tory. Hvala, Steve-O. -Hvala. 262 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,322 I Zach. 263 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,034 I hvala Bogu da naš zeko spasilac pazi na sve. 264 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,454 -Hvala. -Da, ja stvarno ne... 265 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,582 Još mi nije jasno zašto im je trebao spasilac. 266 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:25,086 Ali bolje da je tu i da vam ne treba nego da ga nema kad ga trebate. 267 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,220 Vratolomiju s robijašem oduvijek smo htjeli ubaciti u filmove. 268 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:38,975 Snimili smo je za pilot epizodu, ali odbili su je. 269 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,102 Uhitili su člana naše ekipe. 270 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,148 MTV nije smio snimati u West Hollywoodu deset godina. 271 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,775 Nitko je nije vidio. 272 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,235 Stoji na polici 25 godina. 273 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,570 Bio je to pravi kaos. 274 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,782 TRAVANJ 2000. 275 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,034 Danas ću glumiti bjegunca, 276 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,788 ući u željezariju i tražiti da mi pozajme pilu. 277 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,250 Vidim objektiv. 278 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,045 U redu. Dobro. 279 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 -Da si umrljam lice? -Budi mu blizu. 280 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,840 Malo i po vratu. 281 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,135 Je li majica... Dobro je. 282 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,222 -Da te išamaram? -Da, to pomaže. Hvala. 283 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,225 ŽELJEZARIJA LAUREL 284 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,398 -Trebam pomoć. -U redu. 285 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,817 Trebam... 286 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,902 Trebam pilu. 287 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,487 Idem po nekoga. 288 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,376 Upomoć! 289 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 Oprostite, što se događa? 290 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,338 Ja se ne bih miješao. 291 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,302 Imamo problem. 292 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,428 Pomozite mi! 293 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,556 Zatvoreni smo. 294 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,683 Ne puštamo nikoga unutra. 295 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146 P. J., zovu policiju. 296 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,025 Vjerojatno je pobjegao iz zatvora. 297 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 Ima lisice i kombinezon. 298 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,822 Mičite se. 299 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,829 Zdravo, ja sam J. Knoxville i sad će me uhititi. 300 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,374 Jebote! 301 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,130 Što? O, jebem ti sve. 302 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,341 -O, jebote. -O, sranje. Ludilo. 303 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718 Što ćemo? 304 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,635 Stari. 305 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,721 -Lezi. -Nastavi snimati. 306 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,557 -Može. -Imam dobro objašnjenje. 307 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,643 -Zašto nisi u zatvoru? -Jer mi ondje nije mjesto. 308 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,270 Kako si izašao? 309 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 Nisam ni bio u zatvoru. 310 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,273 Što je ovo? 311 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483 -Mikrofon? -Kakav? 312 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,485 Snimamo. 313 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,403 Snimate? 314 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,321 Da, gospođo. 315 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,948 To je zbilja glupo! 316 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,700 Što se događa? 317 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,620 Ne znam, tip je pobjegao iz zatvora. 318 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,622 Nismo htjeli dići strku. 319 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,500 Nosiš zatvorski kombinezon i lisice. Što si očekivao? 320 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,295 Nisam razmišljao. Oprostite. 321 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,213 Imaš kameru na sebi? 322 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,132 -Je li ugašena? -Upaljena je. 323 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,884 Upaljena? Snimaš ovo? 324 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,093 -Gasi to! -Gasi to! 325 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,846 SUTRADAN 326 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,600 Dakle, kad smo danas stigli, g. Cliver obavijestio nas je da... 327 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,270 Naš voditelj produkcije rekao je da zasad stopira snimanje. 328 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,441 To je svojevrsna suspenzija zbog jučerašnjeg incidenta. 329 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,236 Možda će emitirati našu emisiju, a možda i neće. 330 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,405 Ali... 331 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,991 -Želiš nešto dodati, Jeffe? -Ne. 332 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,204 Hajmo se usredotočiti na današnji drek-koktel. 333 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,039 Tako je, hajmo. 334 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:48,957 Da. 335 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,001 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville i ovo je "Drek-koktel". 336 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,218 Prošlo je desetak godina 337 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,887 otkako sam izveo prvi Drek-koktel. 338 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,888 TRAVANJ 2010. 339 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,349 Sad ga ti dižeš na skroz novu razinu. 340 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,478 Ja sam Steve-O i ovo je "Vrhunski drek-koktel". 341 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,025 U redu. Sretno. 342 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,447 Spreman si? 343 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,116 Ne. 344 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662 Stiže jedan Vrhunski drek-koktel! 345 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544 O, sranje! 346 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,817 Povraća. 347 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,283 Stari, kako zaudara! 348 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,579 Što je tebi, Bame? 349 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,208 Dobro si, Steve-O? 350 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,835 O, moj Bože. 351 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,046 Bit će gadno. Ne želite to gledati. 352 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,593 O, moj Bože. 353 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,635 O, Isuse! 354 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,054 O, moj Bože. 355 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,388 -O, Bože. -Izvadi ga. 356 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,182 -Oslobodite ga! -O, Bože. 357 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,024 -Pogledaj ga! -O, Bože. 358 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,692 Skoči u jezero. 359 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,028 -Nema goreg od ovog. -O, moj Bože. 360 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,488 O, Bože. 361 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,167 Isuse! 362 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:57,919 Da, stari. 363 00:22:58,753 --> 00:22:59,837 Prva liga. 364 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,005 Odletio je visoko. 365 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,091 Bilo je zastrašujuće. 366 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,221 Ekstremnim sportašima ovo ni ne padne na pamet. 367 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,271 Imalo je sve. Opasnost i fekalije. 368 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,941 Rigotinu. 369 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,400 To je bit naše emisije. 370 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,654 I seksipil. 371 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,117 TRAVANJ 2006. 372 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,034 Hajde! 373 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,791 Isuse Kriste, koji idiot. 374 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,463 Što ima, šmekeri? 375 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,132 Hej, Larry! 376 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,466 Gdje si bio? 377 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:49,053 Mrknuo sam par pićenca u čekaonici za izvođače. 378 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:49,971 Pijan je. 379 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,765 Cugao je pa se sad klatari. 380 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,643 Spremamo se Poopiesu ubrizgati filere u usne 381 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,979 da bude 23 % ljepši. 382 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,897 Napokon! 383 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,733 Jesem ti vraga! Odalamio te! 384 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,403 Zdravo, dr. Julie. 385 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,487 -Zdravo. -Bok. 386 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,032 Želimo Poopiesa filerima učiniti zgodnijim. 387 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,576 -Pomoći ćete nam? -Da. 388 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,078 Ti vrapca. Ozbiljno? 389 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,415 Imat ću napumpane usne tijekom cijelog filma. 390 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,167 Imat ćeš najljepše usne. 391 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,251 -Pune usne. -Da. 392 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,586 -O, Bože. -Sočne. 393 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,089 Ja sam Poopies i ovo je "Filer za usne". 394 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:29,969 -Inače ljudi dobiju anestetik, ali... -Inače dobiju... 395 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,304 -Ne treba ti. -Ne? 396 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,722 -Bez. -Opusti se. 397 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,057 -Što je to? -Hijaluronska kiselina. 398 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:35,975 To je to. 399 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,643 Zvuči sigurno. 400 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,478 -Ne miči se. -Duga igla. 401 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,438 Budi miran. 402 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,482 Sad ćeš dobiti gomilu gaža. 403 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,359 Sranje! 404 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,279 O, jebote! 405 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,364 -Ide ti odlično. -O, Bože! Dobro. 406 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,657 -To! -Ti vrapca! 407 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:52,825 Ti vrapca! 408 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:53,743 Može i veće. 409 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,453 Veće! 410 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,329 Može veće. 411 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,748 Sad donja. 412 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,958 Kvragu! Mislio sam da je gotovo. 413 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,710 Stari, kakvo je to sranje? 414 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,503 Izgledaš sjajno, Poopies. 415 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923 Treba li desna strana biti veća? 416 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,717 Kakvo glupo pitanje, Ehrene! 417 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,597 Mogu ubrizgati još malo i to je to. 418 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,515 -Bogme seksi. -Pobijelila je! 419 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,892 Koji kurac? 420 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,103 Izgledam kao jedna od onih unakaženih kućanica. 421 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,564 Može Ehren biti sljedeći? 422 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,482 Da. 423 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,818 Moramo popraviti tu Lego facu. 424 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,654 Jebeni Larry. 425 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,948 Pune su kvrga. 426 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:32,990 Izgledaju dobro. 427 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,784 To je to! Bravo, Poopies! 428 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,869 -Dobro je. -Da! 429 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,204 Što se duriš? 430 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:43,960 U Jackassu zauvijek Knoxville i ja intervjuirali smo nove momke 431 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,921 i Poopiesa smo pitali boji li se ičega. 432 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,091 Rekao nam je da se boji mraka. 433 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,593 Sve nam je nabrojao. 434 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:54,971 Bam nam nije rekao da se boji zmija. 435 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,349 To smo otkrili kad su se zmije pojavile. 436 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,102 To je rezultiralo mnogim skečevima. 437 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,188 Što je iskustvo gore, 438 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,608 to bolje izgleda na ekranu. 439 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:13,739 Danas ćemo dovoditi po dva člana ekipe u ovu prostoriju 440 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,533 da snimimo skeč s čegrtušom. 441 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,910 Ali to je samo izlika da uđu. 442 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,788 Zaključat ćemo vrata, ugasiti svjetla 443 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,415 i zagorčati im život. 444 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,418 Ovo je "Kad jaganjci utihnu". 445 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,879 -Čujete to? -Što je to? 446 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,673 -Čegrtuša. -Nije. 447 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,590 Jest. Slušaj. 448 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:32,675 -Stvarno? -Jules. 449 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,093 Ti ne sudjeluješ. 450 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,761 -Ti si publika. -Publika. 451 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,515 Ima zapadnu dijamantnu čegrtušu. Pustit će je na pod. 452 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,934 Pontius će joj staviti keks na glavu, 453 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,813 a ja ću probati maknuti taj keks s njezine glave. 454 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:49,567 Ovo je zapadna dijamantna čegrtuša. Duga oko metar i pol. 455 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,444 Iznimno je otrovna. 456 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,655 Ugrist će vas i pokušati ubiti budete li preblizu. 457 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,615 Ne šalim se. 458 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,284 -Može? -Mičem se. 459 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,952 Chrise, lud si, jebote. 460 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,454 Sranje, stari. 461 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,373 -O, jebote. -Stari! 462 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,208 O, jebote. 463 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,710 -Bože. -Ima glavurinu. 464 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,086 Isuse! 465 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,380 Mogu napasti munjevito brzo. 466 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,758 Sinko, ubit će te dok kažeš keks. 467 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,926 Osjećaš li moje srce? 468 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,721 Čovječe, stari! 469 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,638 Dobro. 470 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,558 -Kuca brzo kao ta čegrtuša. -Zato ne sudjelujem. 471 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,770 Stvarno se bojim za Johnnyja. 472 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,647 Maknut ćemo zmiju i dečkima staviti mikrofone. 473 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,691 Zmije su goleme, čovječe. 474 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319 Zamijeni kantu. 475 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,154 Makni zmiju iz sobe. 476 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:42,995 Imamo li protudoping? 477 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,748 Pozovite mi Knoxvillea. 478 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,376 Kaže se protuotrov, ne protudoping. 479 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,628 Ni ne znam što znači protudoping. 480 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,507 Što je to? 481 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,133 To je kao... 482 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,219 O, jebeni Bože. 483 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,303 -Ne! -Ne! 484 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,222 Dovraga! 485 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015 Jebite se, dečki. 486 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,726 Zašto smo samo mi ovdje? 487 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:06,977 Ne znam, stari. 488 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,899 Vrag ga odnio! 489 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,150 Jebeš ovo, idemo! 490 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,193 Vozi sam sebe? 491 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,737 O, ne! 492 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,365 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny. Dobro došli u pakao. 493 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,324 Ne, molim te! 494 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,159 Gdje je prekidač? 495 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,786 Bame, u kanti je zmija. 496 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,038 -Ne glavinjaj. -Kamo da idem? 497 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,374 Što da radim? 498 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,501 O, jebote! 499 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,463 -Mrtvi smo ako nas ugrize. -Da. O, Bože! 500 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,589 Ozbiljno? 501 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,259 Zašto smo došli u podrum, jebote? 502 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,386 Stari, daj. 503 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,182 Knoxe, koji kurac? Daj. 504 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645 Stari. 505 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,729 Daj. 506 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:52,982 Koji kurac? 507 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,985 -Razvalit ću ta vrata. -Samo daj, Ehrene. 508 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,654 Jesu li... 509 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,658 Jebeš ovo sranje! Dečki, jebite se! 510 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,077 Sruši kantu i pusti siktanje. 511 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,912 O, sranje! 512 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,332 -O, sranje. -O, Bože! 513 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,668 Ljudi, ostanite na kauču. 514 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,586 Jebena zmija. 515 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:14,837 -Bame? -Da? 516 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,964 Skuliraj se, zmija je ovdje. 517 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,382 Ne znam što da radim. 518 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,383 Ne miči se. 519 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,342 Dobro. 520 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,682 -Mislim da me ugrizla. -Jeffe, ugrizla je Bama! Zbilja. 521 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,895 Ne mogu, samo sam navratio. 522 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105 Upalite svjetla. 523 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,942 To je to! Dosta! 524 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,068 Zmija, Dave! 525 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,654 Ehrene, gdje si? 526 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:42,406 Ehrene! Koji kurac? 527 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,407 Ehrene! 528 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:46,869 -Kako da ti pomognem, Dave? -Čisto da znam da si ovdje. 529 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,622 Jebeš ovo! 530 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,539 Ehrene! 531 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,124 Sad imam oružje, šupci. 532 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,876 Imam oružje. 533 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,836 -Ne udaraj mene! -Imam oružje. 534 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,922 -Ne udaraj me! -Jebeni... 535 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,757 Ehrene, gukni, jebote! 536 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,425 Ehrene, javi se. 537 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,515 Jebote, ovdje su vrata! Dave, ovuda! 538 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,391 -Taman posla. -Ovuda! 539 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,518 Tamo je neko zlo. 540 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,978 -Nije, kunem ti se! -Nemaš pojma. 541 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,814 Otvorio sam vrata, kunem ti se! 542 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,233 Čovječe, baš zgodno. 543 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,653 Dođi ovuda, kunem ti se da ne lažem. 544 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,488 -Jebeš ta vrata. -Budi sam. 545 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,406 Sranje! 546 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:29,870 Ehrene! 547 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,333 Koji se kurac događa? 548 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,503 Ne mogu, jebote. 549 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,129 Koji je ovo kurac? 550 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,552 Ti vrapca! 551 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,470 Jebeni... 552 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,392 O, moj Bože! 553 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,935 Kučko jebena! 554 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,563 -Nastavi udesno. -Ne vjerujem ti. 555 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:56,855 Ako imaš jebenog... 556 00:30:56,939 --> 00:30:58,190 Ugrizla je Bama. 557 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,567 Ugrizla me, Jeffe! 558 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,402 Više te neću zajebavati. 559 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,570 -Tamo zuji. -Evo. 560 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,613 Pomažem ti, bez zajebancije. 561 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,907 Jer te... Bame, ugrizla te zmija. 562 00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:10,911 Treba ti liječnička pomoć. Hajde, Bame. Idemo, kompa. 563 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,038 Ljudi, dosta zajebancije! 564 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,291 Moraš otvoriti vrata. Dobro. 565 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,293 Dobro. 566 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,046 -U redu, zatvori ih. -Ne! 567 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:22,923 Ne! 568 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,550 Stari, sjebat... 569 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,969 Dosta! 570 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180 Ugrizla me! Jasno? 571 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,474 Zmija te ugrizla? 572 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,021 -Za nogu i za rebra. -Nogu i rebra? 573 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,938 Molim vas! 574 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,148 Jebote! 575 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,609 Imat ću srčani udar. 576 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,193 Upalite svjetla. 577 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,570 Dobro. 578 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,489 -Dobro došao na set! -O, Bože. 579 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,786 -Zach, jesi li dobro? Ti vrapca! -Onuda sam puzao. 580 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,414 Zvučalo je kao da Zacha kolju ovdje. 581 00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:01,086 Mislio sam da je ovo jedini izlaz. Popeo sam na ovo pa je puklo. 582 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840 -O, Bože. -Mislio si da je ondje zmija? 583 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,342 -Da! -I da te grize? 584 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,509 Da! 585 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:09,928 O, jebote. 586 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,061 Bože! 587 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,229 Sve je ovo velika namještaljka. 588 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,898 Nije li tako? 589 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,941 Nije li tako? 590 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,072 Ja nikad ne zapišem svoje ideje. 591 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,534 Samo ih nacrtam i faksiram u Los Angeles. 592 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,537 Nacrtao sam debeljka i malca 593 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,331 povezane bungee užetom. 594 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,415 BUNGEE UŽE 595 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,793 Ovo je "Bungee skok". 596 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,464 -Spreman, Prestone? -Ajmo. 597 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,634 Tri, dva, jedan. 598 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:56,975 To! 599 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,395 To! O, moj Bože. 600 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,605 -Uspio si! -Bilo je savršeno! 601 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,070 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 602 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,198 Dobro došli na našu izvedbu "Marioneta". 603 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,575 Smiješi nam se Tony. Idemo. 604 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,412 Ovaj posao je koma. 605 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,498 Odtamnjenje. Timmy, deset godina. 606 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,126 Bljedunjav, priglup i antipatičan dječak 607 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336 prolazi gradskim trgom. 608 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,089 Ugleda Dolores, jedanaest godina. 609 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,842 Dolores je lijepa kao ocvala ruža 610 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,802 i ima samo jedno jaje. 611 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,054 -Timmy... -Dobro jutro, Dolores. 612 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,889 Htio bih te odvesti na ples, 613 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:40,519 ali šokirao sam se kad sam čuo da te Ružni Jeff pozvao. 614 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,813 Timmyja pogađaju elektrode iz šokera. 615 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,731 Što? 616 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,024 Ne, jebeš to! 617 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,238 Jebeš ovaj posao! 618 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,532 Ne ljuti se na mene nego na naratora. 619 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:54,950 Prestani! 620 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,076 Jebi se! 621 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,038 Jebote! 622 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,207 Timmy... 623 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,626 Samo trenutak, Adame jebeni Rayu! 624 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,254 Timmy, zadržavaš predstavu! 625 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,381 Kako da osvojim njezino srce? 626 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,384 Dobro bi mi došlo malo pomoći. 627 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:17,014 Gore među gredama pojavljuje se sladak, ali uskoro vrlo nadrkan Kupidon. 628 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,057 O, jebote. 629 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,728 O, jebote. 630 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,563 Kupidon... 631 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:30,110 Timmy, šokiran sam što ti je toliko trebalo da me pozoveš. 632 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,737 Prebit ću te, Chrise. 633 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,656 Kupidona brutalno šokiraju električnom palicom 634 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,909 i gađaju ananasima. 635 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,035 Dobro! 636 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:40,996 Ananasima? 637 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,540 Kakve to veze ima s Kupidonom? 638 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:46,210 Kupidon zategne luk s ljubavnom strijelom 639 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,295 i pogodi Dolores u oko. 640 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,298 Oprosti. 641 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,508 Nisam Dolores! 642 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,759 Oprosti! 643 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,093 Timmy... 644 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,513 Dolores, izluđuješ me! 645 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,307 Osjećam kao da će mi srce eksplodirati. 646 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,977 Na Timmyjeva prsa lijepe veliki snop petardi 647 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,063 i zatim pale jako dug fitilj. 648 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,440 Ne! 649 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,358 O, sranje. 650 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,400 Ne! 651 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:15,197 -Timmyjevo srce se raspukne kao dinja. -Peče! 652 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,326 O, jebote! 653 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,453 -O, sranje! -Što je? 654 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:22,579 O, jebote! 655 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,041 A onda se naša dva preživjela glumca trijumfalno naklone, 656 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,252 dok Timmy visi beživotan i mlohav. 657 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,211 Kraj! 658 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,964 Jupi! 659 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,257 Vrhunsko. 660 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,262 Ovo je prilika u kojoj ću uživati. 661 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,555 ELEKTRIČNA STOLICA 662 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,140 G. Knoxville... 663 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:47,020 Jesi li odlučio voditi Fear Factor zbog novca 664 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,606 ili te to kreativno ispunjavalo? 665 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 Budi iskren! 666 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,655 Kreativno me ispunjavalo! 667 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,368 Nastavi. 668 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,709 U redu. Krećemo. 669 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,385 ZLOČESTI DJED 670 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,721 I eto, sad sam stari gad. 671 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,517 ŽENSKA VEČER! 672 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,480 Zdravo, moje dame! 673 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:33,317 -Hej, djede, kako si? -Dobro. A ti, dušo? 674 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:34,943 U redu! 675 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,042 Izvadio je svog mališana! 676 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,632 Kako ste, moje dame? 677 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,426 Gledat ćete nastup ili nas? 678 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,011 Došao sam gledati vas. 679 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,766 Vi ćete se lijepo napaliti 680 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:09,144 pa se možda stari Irving može ubaciti. 681 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,313 Kako se zovete? 682 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,272 Irving. 683 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:18,487 Možda koja dama poželi malo Irvinga, ako me kužite. 684 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,032 Ako ste spremne za novog zabavljača, recite: "Jesam!" 685 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,241 Jesam! 686 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,452 Tvrđi je od stijene! 687 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,245 Koliko ste vi tvrdi? 688 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,791 Trenutačno je mlohav, ali mogu ga probuditi. 689 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:33,502 Da ga vidimo. Prošećite crvenim tepihom. 690 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,129 -Želi ga vidjeti? -Prošećite tepihom. 691 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,756 Sad ću joj ga pokazati! 692 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,175 Isplatit će vam se, hajde. 693 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,344 Evo, idem. Prošetat ću tepihom. 694 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,471 Zaplesat ću! 695 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,022 Ne znam koji se kurac događa. 696 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,003 Neće ostati. 697 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,575 Ja sam Bam. 698 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,909 RUJAN 2000. 699 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,829 I danas bih cijeli dan lemao starog. 700 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,831 Daj, Bame. 701 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,292 Ne, moram na posao, drkadžijo! 702 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,334 Prestani! 703 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,421 Daj, moram na posao. Ne, prestani! 704 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,673 Hoćeš li prestati? 705 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,761 Da budem gol kao lutka? 706 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,473 Ako ćeš me privezati, učinit ću to. 707 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:13,268 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 708 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,981 O, sranje. 709 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,200 -O, moj Bože! -O, moj Bože. 710 00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:30,911 Morat ću se držati kao priljepak. 711 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,872 O, Bože, to je suludo! 712 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:34,998 Molim te. 713 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:40,003 Čudno je privezati lutku za veliku raketu, ispaliti je 714 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,299 i potom reći: "Ti si na redu, Knoxe." 715 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:51,765 U ovakvim trenucima skužiš da je Johnny Knoxville opak lik. 716 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,729 Drago mi je da ne glumim u tom filmu. 717 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,901 Knoxville ide posjetiti Mjesec. 718 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,197 Definitivno će odletjeti 18 metara uvis. 719 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:08,782 Satrat će ga. 720 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,367 Ali ne želim mu to reći. 721 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,619 Bit ćeš dobro! 722 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,790 Ja sam Johnny i ovo je "Velika crvena raketa". 723 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:21,545 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan, idemo! 724 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,179 Koji je to kurac bio? 725 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:32,973 O, moj Bože. 726 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,101 -Ti vrapca, stari. -Što? 727 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,020 Rakete obično eksplodiraju straga ili sprijeda, 728 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,606 ali ova se razletjela i postrance. 729 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,275 Da je bilo malo više, 730 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,486 bio bi to moj posljednji dan snimanja. 731 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:51,116 Idemo ispočetka. Drugi pokušaj lansiranja. 732 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,243 Strah me gledati. 733 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,036 -Da. -Želim kacigu kao Lance. 734 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,830 Mene pere adrenalin. 735 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,667 Ovo i nije najbolja ideja. 736 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,043 Jest. 737 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,380 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville i idem na Mjesec! 738 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:10,010 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 739 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,261 Vidimo se. 740 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,311 To! 741 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,899 Palac gore ako si dobro! 742 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,989 -Držao se! -To je bilo nevjerojatno! 743 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,244 Fantastično! 744 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,876 U redu, imamo malu uredsku zabavu. 745 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:46,171 Ali nažalost, Ron je unutra 746 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,466 i užasne je volje jer ga je žena opet ostavila. 747 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,134 -Jadan. -Razvedrimo ga. 748 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,303 Dobrota je naše oružje, dečki. 749 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,013 -Tulum. -Idemo. 750 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,389 U redu, ajmo. 751 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,267 Razvedrimo Rona. 752 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,977 Hej, Rone, što kažeš? 753 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,687 Malo torte i zabave? 754 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:04,314 Čuo sam za prekid. 755 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:05,232 Da. 756 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,863 Jebeni Ron! 757 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,449 Hej, Rone, daj... Sranje, Rone! 758 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,370 Zvat ću kadrovsku. 759 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,623 To je bila moja ruka! 760 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,340 Mislim da je rasist. 761 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:37,264 Ron na Japeru osjeća jeftini parfem svoje žene i bijesan je. 762 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,599 Rone, u redu je. 763 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:42,978 O, ne! 764 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:55,156 Misterij je riješen, znamo tko je pojebao Ronovu ženu. 765 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,836 Ja sam Steve-O. O, jebote! 766 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,593 Zašto moram biti Steve-O? 767 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:22,434 Ja sam Steve-O i ovo je "T-ball". 768 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:36,823 Sjećam se da sam gledao snimku "Kutijom niz stepenice" u montaži. 769 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,870 Pitao sam se zašto nije emitirana. Ispada da ju je lako oponašati. 770 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:42,829 Da. 771 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,747 Dobro jutro. 772 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,460 Da, zaradio sam dvije diskus hernije zbog "Kutijom niz stepenice". 773 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,170 Stavili smo jastuk ili dva. 774 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,255 Da, hvala. Hvala na jastucima. 775 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:56,301 Čovječe, rasturilo me. 776 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,473 LISTOPAD 2000. 777 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,767 Treba jedan za glavu. 778 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,186 Dobro, samo spusti glavu. 779 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:19,366 -Brže malo! -Bez brige, stavljamo selotejp. 780 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:20,825 Imaš li zraka? 781 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,327 Ne baš puno. 782 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,085 U redu. Jesi li spreman? 783 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:46,226 -Uspravi ga. -Čekaj, je li ovo gornja ili donja strana? 784 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:56,611 Jesi dobro? 785 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,987 Nisam. 786 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,740 Baš je boljelo. Želim vidjeti snimku. 787 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,743 U jednom je trenutku poletjela. 788 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,417 Prvi olimpijci nastupali su goli. 789 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:15,713 -O, da. -I mi bismo voljeli izvesti... 790 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:19,008 jednu olimpijsku disciplinu, skok uvis. 791 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,094 Ti ćeš je izvesti gol. 792 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,178 U redu. 793 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,475 Znaš kako ide. Zajure se i okrenu bočno. 794 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:28,768 Da, Fosbury-flop. 795 00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:30,395 Dobri stari Fosbury-flop. 796 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,188 -Da. -Po Dicku Fosburyju. 797 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,940 -Da. -Izmislio je tehniku? 798 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,318 A sad imamo obdarenog Fosburyja, našeg Chrisa Pontiusa. 799 00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:41,531 Chris Pontius, a ovo je "Skok s motkom". 800 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,907 Sjebao sam ritam. 801 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:50,623 Ja sam Chris Pontius i ovo je "Skok s motkom". Sjebao sam. 802 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:55,253 -Trebamo čistu snimku zvuka. Približi se. -Tako je. 803 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,797 Tahićanska plesačica. 804 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:03,470 Nabrijani detroitski roker. 805 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:14,397 Ja sam Chris Pontius i ovo je "Skok s motkom". 806 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,818 To, Chrise. 807 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,162 Zamalo. 808 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:32,290 -Počeo si skakati predaleko. -Totalno sam sjebao. 809 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:37,754 Fulao sam kut. 810 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,520 To je bilo čudesno! 811 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:04,697 Evo Dunna. 812 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,013 Ne mogu vjerovati, stari! 813 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,266 Toliko smo se dugo pripremali. 814 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:36,020 -Imam li plave boje po sebi? -Presretan sam. 815 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:38,648 -Mnogo plave. -Stari, razletjelo se. 816 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,444 Što je s "Rendgenom guzice"? 817 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,737 TRAVANJ 2002. 818 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,365 Opet. Svi mi govore da ću nešto napraviti 819 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,867 iako nikad nisam rekao da hoću. 820 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:51,327 Nisam se obvezao na to. 821 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,787 Što žele od tebe? 822 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,290 Da počnem gurati stvari u dupe. 823 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,626 To nije bila tvoja ideja? 824 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,795 Ne, nije. 825 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,047 Uvijek mi je zvučala zabavno. 826 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:06,259 Ali nikad nisam pristao. Kužiš? 827 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,261 Dakle, nećeš to učiniti? 828 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:10,054 Čisto sumnjam da hoću. 829 00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:11,347 Kužiš? 830 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:15,685 A ako je to problem, neka netko drugi počne gurati stvari u svoje dupe. 831 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:16,811 Kužiš? 832 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,481 Sad podmazujem... 833 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,401 -Ne vidim autić. -Autić. 834 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,945 Jer ću ga gurnuti u dupe. 835 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827 Samo ga jebeno uguraj. 836 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,953 O, jebote. 837 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,830 O, jebote, ne! 838 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,874 Kakav odvratan osjećaj. 839 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,502 Ozbiljno. Znate što? 840 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,713 Počinjem sumnjati u sebe. 841 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:46,633 Je li unutra? 842 00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,009 Jest, stari. 843 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,469 -Unutra je? -Da. 844 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,928 -Bravo. -O, jebote! 845 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,015 Sere mi se za poludit. 846 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:00,772 O, jebote. 847 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:06,653 Nisam lud za ovim skečom. Nije mi drag jer imam autić u šupku. 848 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,655 Ali ovo je "Rendgen guzice". 849 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,372 Mislim da trebam rendgensko snimanje. 850 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,873 -Antoine? -Da? 851 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,334 Kako si? 852 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,543 Dobro. 853 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,797 -Ryan, a ovo je... -Što trebaš? 854 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,341 Sinoć sam tulumario sa studošima. 855 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,676 Onesvijestio sam se. 856 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:33,680 Valjda sam pao i slomio nešto jer ne mogu hodati normalno. 857 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:36,391 -Snimit ćemo te za svaki slučaj. -U redu. 858 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,601 -Pogledat ćemo. -Dobro. 859 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:42,689 Ovo je udobno. 860 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,440 Zadrži dah. Ne miči se. 861 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,665 Što je na snimci? 862 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:01,582 Što je to? 863 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,545 -Koji vrag? -Autić? 864 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,546 Što je to? 865 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,715 Auto je njegov? Igračka. 866 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,217 -Autić. -Autić? 867 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,301 Ovo je kotač. 868 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,470 Vidiš ovo? 869 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,974 Mali auto. 870 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,061 Igračka. 871 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:27,066 Jučer je bila zabava i svi su se onesvijestili. 872 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,738 Međusobno su se ševili i tko zna što još. 873 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,116 Bili su drogirani. 874 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:36,868 Što je to? 875 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,286 Nemam pojma. 876 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,704 To nije dio tebe. 877 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:41,831 To je dodatak. 878 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:46,753 -Znao bih da sam to pojeo. -Ne bi to mogao progutati. 879 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,713 To je autić. 880 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,631 Kako je završio tamo? 881 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,884 Možda si ga sam gurnuo u dupe. 882 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,552 Nisam ništa gurnuo u dupe. 883 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:56,888 Jeste li ikad vidjeli išta slično? 884 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,182 Ne, nisam. 885 00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:04,937 Vidio sam autiće posvuda, ali nikad u nečijem rektumu. 886 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:06,522 Ne možete ga izvaditi? 887 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:11,903 Ne, ja sam doktor, ali samo se bavim RTG snimkama. 888 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,031 Mislite da ga mogu posrati? 889 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:18,159 Nećeš uspjeti. 890 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,952 Ozlijedio bi se. 891 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:24,499 Zapravo mislim da nije pametno da ga tako izbaciš. 892 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,293 Što ako uzme laksativ? Bi li pomogao? 893 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:31,881 Ne, dobit će proljev, ali autić će ostati unutra. 894 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:33,966 Unutra je? 895 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,802 Treba piti puno tekućine. 896 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,554 Nemojte svima pokazivati. 897 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:44,101 -Idi doktoru i ne razgovaraj ni sa kime. -Da. 898 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,604 Ni sa curom ni s dečkom, ni sa kime. 899 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272 Nikome ni riječ, dobro? 900 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,483 On već zna. To je previše ljudi. 901 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,318 Cijenim to. Hvala na brizi. 902 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,986 -Dobro. -Hvala. 903 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,364 Daj da vidim! 904 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,081 Još ti je u dupetu? 905 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,124 Da, idemo u hotel da ga izvučemo. 906 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,179 Udarac! Dobro. 907 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:25,977 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. 908 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231 Dobro došli u "Igru za tupane: Drugi dio". 909 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,817 Iliti "Dvostruki bum". 910 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:38,489 U ovom natjecanju naša četiri natjecatelja i naš posebni gost, 911 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,199 Paul Walter Hauser, 912 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:45,204 sjest će na vruću stolicu i odgovoriti na kviz pitanja. 913 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:48,165 -Ljudi, jeste li spremni? -Da! 914 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,959 Podignimo Zacha. 915 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,419 U redu. 916 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:52,879 On je anđeo. 917 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,423 O, čovječe, to je taj dvostruki bum. 918 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,757 Koji kurac? 919 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,468 Jaspere, sjedni. 920 00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:02,680 Da, Jaspere, idemo! 921 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,391 U redu, Jaspere. 922 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,436 Gdje je rođen tvoj otac Dark Shark? 923 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,353 Jebote. 924 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,188 Što? Daj me nemoj. 925 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,358 -Stari, pitam te jednostavno pitanje. -Ispusti ga! 926 00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:16,569 Valjda u Crenshawu, u Veniceu? 927 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,279 U South Centralu. 928 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:22,283 Isuse Kriste, Jaspere! 929 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,534 Sve je to isto! 930 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,912 -Sram te bilo. -Zbilja, Jaspere? 931 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,040 Kako se preziva Jeff, naš redatelj? 932 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,917 Šupčina. Ne, Tremaine. 933 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,627 Zaboga, samo se makni! 934 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,172 To, Jaspere! 935 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,760 Paule, ti znaš da već imaš karijeru u šoubiznisu, ne? 936 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,596 Ne trebaš ovo raditi. 937 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,683 Kao da ti ispune želju tako što te kazne. 938 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,103 Vidio sam i ružnije guzice, Zach. 939 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:52,229 -Hvala. -Dobro. 940 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,398 Pošalji mi poveznicu. 941 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,819 Koliko bi Zemalja moglo stati u naše užareno Sunce? 942 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:02,198 Ako trebaš pomoć prijatelja, imaš Larryja. 943 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:03,115 Larry? 944 00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:04,075 Da? 945 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,411 Znaš li koliko bi Zemalja moglo stati u Sunce? 946 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:09,914 Razmišljam... 947 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:11,582 Razmišljam... 948 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,043 Jebote, napaljen sam. 949 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,795 O, Larry! 950 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,089 Odjebi, Larry. Reći ću sedam. 951 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:19,715 -Sjebao si to. -Sedam. 952 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,884 1,3 milijuna. 953 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,511 Htio sam to reći. 954 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,806 O, čovječe. 955 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:29,725 -Poopies, ajmo! -Bogu hvala da nisam posljednji. 956 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,144 -Pa... -Nema posljednjeg. 957 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,063 -Idemo ukrug. -Da, blento. 958 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,189 Da. 959 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,482 Stari, jesi glup? 960 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,735 Ehrene, imaš ružnu facu pa samo... 961 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,490 Maestralno spuštanje! 962 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,158 Smrdi. 963 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:49,370 Od koliko se boja sastoji klasična duga? 964 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:55,084 Od plave, žute, narančaste, zelene, ljubičaste... 965 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,044 Crvene... 966 00:54:58,671 --> 00:54:59,797 I... 967 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,799 Možeš ti to, Poopies. 968 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,843 Bijele. 969 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:06,637 O, moj Bože. 970 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,805 Spusti ga! 971 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,598 O, moj Bože. 972 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,310 Daj da to malo pomaknemo. 973 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,147 Oprosti, morao sam to pomaknuti. 974 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,273 O, moj Bože. 975 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,190 U redu. 976 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:23,279 Poopies, koje su boje moje cipele? 977 00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,073 Ne vidim. 978 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,160 Ne gledaj! 979 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,745 Koje su boje moje cipele? 980 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,662 Crvene. 981 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,625 Ehren je na redu! 982 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:39,003 -Zach, jesi dobro? -Odlično. 983 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,006 Ovo je koma. Koji kurac? 984 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,220 -O, moj Bože. -O, Isuse. 985 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:50,473 -Ne rigaj, molim te. -Prestani! 986 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,976 Riganje u guzicu nosi sedam godina nesreće. 987 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,188 U redu, Ehrene. 988 00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:01,358 Tko je glavna zvijezda i tvorac 989 00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,528 "Vile za parkirne aparate"? 990 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:05,446 PROSINAC 2000. 991 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,363 Ja sam vila. 992 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:09,366 Ehren McGhehey. Opasni Ehren. Ja. 993 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,244 -Konačan odgovor. -Naš najgori skeč. 994 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,121 Nisi u redu, stari! 995 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,339 Diži! 996 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,019 Čekaj! 997 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,567 Moramo odati priznanje Zachu. 998 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,944 Bravo, Zach! 999 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:48,364 I to je bila "Igra za tupane: Drugi dio". 1000 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:54,120 Najdraži su mi skečevi kad samo... 1001 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:58,332 Sjedimo i dosađujemo se. I onda netko kaže: "Donesi super ljepilo." 1002 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,876 To se dogodilo i s Bradom Pittom. 1003 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,963 Došao je snimiti "Noćnog majmuna", 1004 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,298 a ti si predložio da ga kidnapiramo. 1005 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:07,466 I on je pristao. 1006 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:11,137 I bili smo dovoljno prisebni da javimo policiji 1007 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:16,058 da ignoriraju pozive o otmici Brada Pitta. 1008 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,437 "Znam da ovo zvuči jako specifično, ali Brad Pitt će biti otet." 1009 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:22,356 "Ali to je šala." 1010 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,568 "Da, to je šala. To se nikad ne bi dogodilo." 1011 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:28,737 SRPANJ 2001. 1012 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:32,324 -Bok, ja sam Brad Pitt i bit ću otet. -Vidimo se. 1013 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:34,368 Slavni u akciji. 1014 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,036 POSEBNO OSMIŠLJEN ZA PINK'S 1015 00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:43,669 OTMICA 1016 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,057 'Ej, Brade Pitte! 1017 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,642 Nema šanse! 1018 00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:02,646 Nema šanse! Ne, to je Brad Pitt! Kako ide, stari? 1019 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:03,564 Sporo. 1020 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,107 U redu. O'ladi malo. 1021 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,734 Mogu li dobiti autogram? 1022 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,319 -Daj, stari. -Zgrabi ga! 1023 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,154 -Ulazi u auto! -Što radite? 1024 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,864 -Ti vrapca. -Čekaj. 1025 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,616 Hej! Upomoć! 1026 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:17,161 -Upomoć! -Hej, što mu to radite? 1027 00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:19,830 -Pustite ga. -Kreni! 1028 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,835 Prokletstvo. 1029 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,462 O, sranje! 1030 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:27,922 Vidi njega. 1031 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,050 O, jebote! 1032 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,301 Da. 1033 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,761 Navučeš se na to. 1034 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,054 Prođi kroz crveno. 1035 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,263 Zapisao si tablice? 1036 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:37,806 Nazovite policiju. 1037 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:39,892 -Brad Pitt? -Da. 1038 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,311 Što je bilo? Koji kurac? 1039 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,938 Oteli su Brada Pitta. 1040 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,357 Da, to je bio Brad. 1041 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,817 -Sve ste vidjeli? -Bio je ovdje? 1042 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:52,071 Brad Pitt je stajao u redu i onda ga je oteo kombi. 1043 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,822 Ne šalim se. 1044 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:57,952 Neki tip me zgrabio za dupe u pokušaju da me izvuče iz kombija. 1045 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,079 Zbilja je pružio otpor. 1046 00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:01,163 Totalno. 1047 00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:03,040 -Dobar si glumac. -Hvala. 1048 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:07,628 OŽUJAK 1999. 1049 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:10,881 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny i uskoro će me udariti auto. 1050 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:21,475 Ljudi, s nama je Tory Belleci iz Razbijača mitova. 1051 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,436 Želim probati izvesti trik po prvi put u životu. 1052 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,647 Iskreno, jako sam nervozan. 1053 00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,191 Jeste li spremni? 1054 00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:48,002 O, ne. 1055 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,549 Na stolu je. Možda igramo stolni tenis. 1056 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,677 Čekaj. 1057 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:58,804 Može? 1058 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,389 Hoćeš li uspjeti? 1059 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,560 Otvoren je pet centimetara. 1060 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,648 Vidim glavicu! 1061 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,862 Trebao si gurnuti lopticu u šupak i povratiti je. 1062 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,077 Uspjet ću. 1063 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:24,288 Mislim da smo razbili ovaj mit. 1064 01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,417 Gledajte, momci. 1065 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,629 Stavio sam lopticu u usta. 1066 01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:33,547 Da. 1067 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,007 -Odglumio gutanje. -Da. 1068 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,135 A loptica je već bila u šupku. 1069 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:40,471 I sad se izgubila. 1070 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,805 O, Bože. 1071 01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:45,351 Dobar mađioničar ne odaje svoje trikove. 1072 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,643 Da, baš. 1073 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:52,649 Ovo je posljednji dan snimanja i nakon 25 godina nismo naučili ništa. 1074 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,444 Tiskaj! 1075 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,613 Fuj! 1076 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:58,822 O, moj Bože. 1077 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,701 Kakav prljavi trik! 1078 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,244 Uzmi je. 1079 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,206 Nije bilo ni blizu meti. 1080 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,583 O, ne! 1081 01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,171 Makni psa. Bježi, mali. 1082 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,300 Čuo je lopticu. 1083 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,760 -Vi ostanite. -O, Bože. 1084 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:20,928 Upalilo je. 1085 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,893 Crna rupa bez imalo mistike. 1086 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:33,190 Ovo je brašno za našeg prijatelja Bama. 1087 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,274 SVIBANJ 2010. 1088 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,651 Zaprašit ćemo ga. 1089 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,821 -U redu. -Ulazi. 1090 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,906 -Ulazi? -Da. 1091 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,574 -Što ima? -Što ima? 1092 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,368 Niš' posebno. Kako si? 1093 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,494 -Dobro. -Daj pet! 1094 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,421 O, moj Bože. 1095 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,305 Najbolja fora dosad. 1096 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,851 Rasturili ste me, ljudi. 1097 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,810 Imaš... 1098 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,521 Zaprašili su ga! 1099 01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,485 Uopće to nisam očekivao. 1100 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,404 Bilo je odlično. Odletio si. 1101 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,613 Dobro jutro, stari. 1102 01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,574 -Dobro jutro, Bame. -Pozdrav. 1103 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,451 -O, sranje. -Kvragu. 1104 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,954 Znate, imamo... 1105 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:33,417 -Nalik je elektronskom ovratniku za pse. -Šoker? 1106 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,127 -Ali za kurac. -Da. 1107 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,172 Poopies je rekao da ga želi isprobati. 1108 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:42,217 -Nisam to rekao, ali učinit ću to. -Mislio sam da jesi. 1109 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:45,220 -Rekao si da bi to bilo fantastično. -Kada? 1110 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:48,182 Da, rekao si: "Ludnica!" 1111 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,477 Može li netko donijeti šoker za tvoj penis? 1112 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,354 -Idem po njega. -Oprostite, za Poopiesov penis. 1113 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:56,899 Stavio sam ga. 1114 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,318 Kao da mu je kurac u kućnom pritvoru. 1115 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,949 Ne znam zašto snimamo ovo na rubu litice. 1116 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,327 Zdravo, ja sam Poo... 1117 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:10,245 -Oprosti! -Jebote! 1118 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,872 -Oprosti. -Odustajem! 1119 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,999 -Ma daj! -Dao sam ti priliku! 1120 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,001 Oprosti! Još jedanput. 1121 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,753 Neće se ponoviti. 1122 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:22,299 Ja sam Poopies, a ovo je "Greda za ravnotežu sa šokerom na kurcu". 1123 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,052 -Prijeći će bez greške. -Skroz do kraja. 1124 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,305 -Jebote! -Trebaš pasti na gredu. 1125 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:30,307 -Ne smiješ je dirati. -Čekajte. 1126 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,938 O, jebote! 1127 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:38,232 Dosta mi je, jebote. 1128 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,234 Samo mi je kurac na pameti. 1129 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,277 I meni. 1130 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,243 Jebote! 1131 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,452 Nisam te šokirao. 1132 01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:52,412 -Što je? -Misli me sjebavaju. 1133 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,622 Misli i stav. 1134 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:56,333 To bi bio prvi put. 1135 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:58,585 Prvi put da mu se to dogodilo. 1136 01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:00,295 -Da, Poopse. -Možeš ti to. 1137 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,257 Drži ravnotežu. 1138 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,425 Baš si elegantan. 1139 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,107 Skoro si se otkotrljao niz padinu. 1140 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:22,901 Dave te spasio. 1141 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,863 OŽUJAK 2010. 1142 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,948 Iskoči. 1143 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,716 U prošlom je filmu Opasni Ehren bio glavna zvijezda. 1144 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:51,054 U filmu prije tog, 3D, Ryan Dunn bio je faca. 1145 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:55,601 Ja bih u svakom nastavku imao pokoji briljantni trenutak, 1146 01:04:55,684 --> 01:05:01,189 ali ne mogu reći da sam ikad bio glavna zvijezda. 1147 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:04,651 Kad sam saznao da ću dobiti još jednu priliku, 1148 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,948 očajnički sam se htio dokazati. 1149 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:14,536 Ovaj sam se put stvarno iskazao. A letvica je već bila postavljena visoko. 1150 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:18,665 Reći ću vam jedno. Jako me boli šupak. 1151 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,296 U našim godinama morate obaviti kolonoskopiju, 1152 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:28,383 ali prvo morate popiti ovu tekućinu koja vas skroz počisti. 1153 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,973 Ako nemate 50 i ne znate, to je superlaksativ. 1154 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,438 Za par minuta kreće epsko sranje 1155 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:47,444 uz test spretnosti, fleksibilnosti i svega toga. 1156 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,405 Igra se zove "Ljudski perec". 1157 01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:55,118 Hvala Bogu da imamo ovu šik odjeću da možete sve vidjeti. 1158 01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:59,039 Ljudi ne vjeruju da nećeš povraćati, Lance. 1159 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,458 Ne? Nećeš? Dobro. 1160 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,210 Da počnemo? 1161 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,711 Steve-O, ti si prvi. 1162 01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,547 Desna ruka, narančasto. 1163 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,507 Ovdje. 1164 01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,679 Ovdje sam ravno na liniji paljbe. 1165 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,473 -Lijevo stopalo, ljubičasto. -Oprosti. 1166 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,016 Da. 1167 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,768 Upravo sam prdnuo. 1168 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,520 Jako hrabro. 1169 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,608 Mislim da je rekla: "Chrise, desno stopalo, ružičasto." 1170 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,193 -Jebeni... -Da. 1171 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,986 Pogled ravno u oko oluje. 1172 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,365 Lijevo stopalo, ljubičasto. 1173 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,784 Uskoro će biti lijevo stopalo, smeđe. 1174 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:37,828 Što je, Lance? 1175 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,037 Lanceu je mučno. 1176 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:41,623 -Steve-O, lijevo stopalo, ružičasto. -Čovječe. 1177 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,752 -Dave -Ide vam odlično. 1178 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:48,672 Imamo curenje! 1179 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,340 Steve-O je... 1180 01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:52,134 O, Bože! 1181 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,970 O, moj Bože. 1182 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,806 Dave, pogledaj desno. 1183 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,644 Vidi ga. 1184 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:04,229 Odvratno! 1185 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,647 Izdržite. 1186 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:12,988 -Desna ruka, zeleno. -Rekla je, desna ruka, zeleno. 1187 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,117 Jebeš ovo! 1188 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:20,996 O, moj Bože! 1189 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,915 Kako si, Lance? Još se držiš? 1190 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,170 -Gori smrad nisam doživio. -Ne. 1191 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,255 O, moj Bože! 1192 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,217 Čovječe, još sere. 1193 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,012 O, moj Bože. 1194 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,764 Kako nisi povraćao? 1195 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:43,935 -Steve-O je pobjednik Ljudskog pereca. -To, Steve-O! 1196 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,189 -Evo ga. Dobro. -O, Bože. Bježite. 1197 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,531 Istuširaj se, Steve-O. Bravo, mali! 1198 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:05,290 Ne govori ništa. 1199 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,710 Što ćete popiti? 1200 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,212 Dva Budweisera. 1201 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,546 Hvala, dragi. 1202 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,089 Živjeli. 1203 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,049 Živjeli. 1204 01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:17,511 Što ćemo? 1205 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:20,013 Možemo otići do plaže. 1206 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,431 Terra! 1207 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,349 Dobro. 1208 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,850 -Kvragu! -Što izvodiš? 1209 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,062 -Tko si ti, jebote? -Tko si ti? 1210 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,980 -Smiri se. -Njezin dečko. 1211 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:30,982 Super. Ja sam njezin muškarac. 1212 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,528 Stari, ne provociraj me. 1213 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,446 -Ništa ti ne radim. -Smiri se. 1214 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:38,949 Jebite se oboje! 1215 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:43,245 On i ja smo uzeli pauzu i... 1216 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,041 Ovdje je. 1217 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,252 -Što ima? -Jebi se! 1218 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,546 -Jebi se ti. -Rekoh ti da odjebeš. 1219 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,880 Ne guraj ga! 1220 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,215 Prestanite! 1221 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,092 Sredi ga, Pop! 1222 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,387 Nokautiraj ga! 1223 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,514 Hajde, ljudi, dosta. 1224 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:05,058 Policija! Na tlo! 1225 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393 Na tlo! 1226 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,854 Ne mičite se! Svi stanite uza zid! 1227 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,689 -Ti si to zakuhao. -Uza zid! 1228 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:11,857 -Puštaj! -Uza zid! 1229 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,733 Koji kurac radiš? 1230 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,486 Diži ga! 1231 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,738 Ne miči se, pizdune, ruke iza leđa! 1232 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,658 -Što je bilo? -Idemo, dušo. 1233 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:23,410 Pustite me, jebote! 1234 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,495 -Bolničar! -Pustite me! 1235 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:26,454 Bolničar! 1236 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,914 Pustite me! 1237 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,083 -Začepi. -Makni ih s mene! 1238 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,668 Pustite me! 1239 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:32,961 Začepi! 1240 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,796 -Začepi! -Pogledaj ih. 1241 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:35,755 Rick? 1242 01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,133 O, sranje. 1243 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:42,721 Što? Može hodati? 1244 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:43,972 U redu. 1245 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,560 Što je ovo bilo? 1246 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,062 Koji je vrag ovo bio? 1247 01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:53,231 -Što se dogodilo? -Ne znam. 1248 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,400 Ludnica. 1249 01:09:56,860 --> 01:10:00,572 Došli su policajci. Ne mogu vjerovati. Minijaturni policajci. 1250 01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,328 MAĐIONIČARSKI TRIK 1251 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:09,205 Pozdrav. Ja sam Veličanstveni Johnny. 1252 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:14,461 Danas ću vas zadiviti svojim vrhunskim vještinama iluzionizma. 1253 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,881 O, jebote! O, Bože! 1254 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:22,344 Koji... O, sranje. 1255 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,514 O, sranje. 1256 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,274 O, moj Bože. 1257 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:38,151 Jesi dobro, Johnny? 1258 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:39,945 Ti vrapca. 1259 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,078 Abrakadabra. 1260 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:52,415 -Ostavio si šešir. -Jesmo li sve uhvatili? 1261 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,167 Drugi pokušaj? 1262 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,711 Mrzim ponavljanja s bikovima. 1263 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:57,796 O, čovječe. 1264 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:01,174 Vidjeli smo da Knox obigrava oko bika. 1265 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:05,637 Ali znamo da ga nije opalio kako je htio. 1266 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:08,306 Bilo je blizu, ali ne dovoljno. 1267 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:11,893 Što kažeš? Drugi pokušaj? 1268 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,063 Jebeš to. 1269 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,904 Ovaj je dvostruko veći! 1270 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:27,283 O, moj Bože, stari. 1271 01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,204 O, sranje. 1272 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,456 Ne želim to ni gledati. 1273 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,500 Jesmo li spremni? 1274 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:37,252 DRUGI POKUŠAJ 1275 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,546 Zdravo. Ja sam Veličanstveni Johnny. 1276 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:44,592 Danas ću vas zadiviti svojim vrhunskim vještinama iluzionizma. 1277 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,803 O, sranje! 1278 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,353 O, ne. O, sranje. 1279 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,608 Isuse i Marijo. 1280 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,322 To je bilo to. 1281 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:07,657 Kvragu. 1282 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:10,201 -Johnny, jesi dobro? -P. J., reci nešto. 1283 01:12:10,285 --> 01:12:11,327 Jesi dobro? 1284 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,038 Dosta mu je. 1285 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,748 Jesi dobro, Johnny? 1286 01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:17,584 Dolazi k sebi. 1287 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,835 Osvijestio se. 1288 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,503 Jesi li dobro? 1289 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,131 Žestoka borba. Doduše, jednostrana. 1290 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,885 -Baš je bilo gadno, stari. -Da. 1291 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:29,763 -Uhvatili smo sve, Jeffe? -Baš ono što si htio. 1292 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,930 To, Knoxe! 1293 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,098 O, jebote. 1294 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:34,517 Što je bilo nakon udarca? 1295 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,727 Stari, gadno je. 1296 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:37,979 Ovo si ti, a ovo je bik. 1297 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:44,944 Nije ni sekunde oklijevao. Okrenuo se i samo ga zakucao. 1298 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,488 Stari, bilo je ludo. 1299 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,405 Da, Knoxe. 1300 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,616 Najgori udarac koji si ikad primio. 1301 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,327 I zato je on kapetan. 1302 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:55,288 Taj bik ne voli mađioničarske trikove. 1303 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,792 Volimo te, Knoxe! 1304 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,959 I ja vas! 1305 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,711 Kapetane! 1306 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,797 Potresi mozga nisu bajni. 1307 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:08,343 Ali, ako ih zaradiš prije 50. godine, u redu je. 1308 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,554 Knoxvilleu je 49. Sve je u redu. 1309 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,851 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, 1310 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,604 a ovo je "Paklena soba za bijeg". 1311 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:24,943 Postoje tri različite prostorije. 1312 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:29,322 U svakoj morate riješiti zagonetke kako biste prošli dalje. 1313 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,533 Sretno. 1314 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,034 Hvala, stari. 1315 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:36,538 U redu, Wee Mane... 1316 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,166 Da dođeš do sljedeće sobe, moraš provući ruku kroz taj zid 1317 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,627 i pronaći poseban Jackass novčić. 1318 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,587 -Ne znam... -Primi me i obavi to. 1319 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,880 Gurni je unutra! 1320 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,757 -Ne želim te držati. -Ajmo! 1321 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,012 Koji kurac? Dobro. 1322 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,472 Koji je to kurac? 1323 01:13:55,849 --> 01:13:57,225 -Koji... -Što si napipao? 1324 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,102 -Ne znam! -Ovo je koma. 1325 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,603 -Ne znam. -Prokletstvo. 1326 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:02,897 -Gurnuo sam je u neko sranje. -Znam. 1327 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,445 -Dave! -Hajde, Dave. 1328 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:10,905 -Hajde. -O, moj Bože. 1329 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,365 Gurni je, Dave. 1330 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:15,076 -Zgrabi. -Gurni je skroz do kraja. 1331 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,703 Unutra i prema dolje. 1332 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:18,204 Koji kurac? 1333 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,039 O, Bože! 1334 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,332 To je to. Jesi? 1335 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,876 To je šupak! 1336 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,420 O, moj Bože! 1337 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:27,297 Gurnuo sam prst unutra. 1338 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:30,967 O, Bože, odlično. 1339 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,219 -Zgrabi taj novčić. -Dobro. 1340 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,180 Gurni duboko i zgrabi ga. 1341 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,348 Stari, duboko. 1342 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,142 Je li u tvom dupetu? 1343 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,811 Našli su novčić! 1344 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,229 O, moj Bože. 1345 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,898 Našli su i više od novčića. 1346 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:46,983 Koji kurac? 1347 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:47,901 Moj prst... 1348 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:51,738 -Savio sam prst unatrag. -Osjećam smrad govana na tvojoj ruci. 1349 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,032 Izgleda da ste riješili zagonetku. 1350 01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:56,868 Idemo u sljedeću prostoriju. 1351 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,165 Dave, ovo je zagonetka za tebe. 1352 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,625 Što će mi se dogoditi? 1353 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,793 Ako je riješiš, ništa. 1354 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:09,130 Morate pogoditi kako se glasaju četiri životinje 1355 01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:12,425 da zaustavite ovo i spasite Davea. 1356 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,468 Spremni? 1357 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,471 Udara petom? 1358 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,472 Da, petom. 1359 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,765 -U redu! -O, sranje. 1360 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,184 Ne, stari. O, moj Bože. 1361 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,519 Kako se glasa pas? 1362 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,606 U redu, bravo. 1363 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,943 Kako se glasa mačka? 1364 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:33,196 Ide im odlično. 1365 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,407 Kako se glasa mravojed? 1366 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,952 Ne. 1367 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,037 Nikako! Ne glasaju se. 1368 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,622 Dobro. 1369 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,082 Pogodio sam! 1370 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:44,999 Bravo! 1371 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,084 To, dušo! 1372 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,543 Još samo jedna. 1373 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,129 -Zezaš me? Ne. -Kako se glasa kazuar? 1374 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,381 -Ne! -Kazuar? 1375 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,008 Netočno! 1376 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,426 O, sranje. 1377 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,178 -Netočno! -Počnite pogađati! 1378 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:01,349 O, moj Bože! 1379 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,730 Kvragu, buraz! 1380 01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,524 Stari, koji kurac? 1381 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,404 Mislim da se tako glasa kazuar. 1382 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,699 Točno! Tako se glasa kazuar. 1383 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:20,868 Možemo prijeći u posljednju prostoriju. 1384 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,913 -Gotovo je, Dave. -Stari, glavić mi je... 1385 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,713 Ehren će sjesti na ovu udobnu električnu stolicu koju smo izradili. 1386 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,630 Što? 1387 01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:35,341 Imate ove kablove za paljenje. 1388 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,679 Morate spojiti prave kablove na pravo mjesto. 1389 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,599 Zatim dođete ovamo i isključite ovo. 1390 01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:48,688 -Kako znamo jesmo li pogodili? -Ako fulate, Ehrena će stresti struja. 1391 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:52,025 -Jesi li ikad bio u sobi za bijeg? -Nisam i neću. 1392 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:55,486 -Ti jesi? Bio si u sobi za bijeg? -Da, jesam. 1393 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,822 -Lažeš. -Vježba timskog rada. 1394 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:04,412 -U redu, Ehrene, sjedni na svoj tron. -Ona je najgora u tome. 1395 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:09,167 Zatvorite vrata i započnimo igru. 1396 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,211 Malo ga šokiraj. 1397 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,839 -O, jebote! -Hej. 1398 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,716 Oprostite, to je bila greška. 1399 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,051 -Jebote! -Greška. 1400 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:21,512 -Jebeš to! -Jebote, stari. 1401 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,600 -Jebeš ovo. -Možete početi. 1402 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,893 Što radimo? 1403 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,311 -Sedmica. -Četvorka. 1404 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,812 -Četvorka? -A sedmica? 1405 01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:32,815 -Ne znam gdje je četvorka. -Nađite rješenje! 1406 01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,776 -A dvojka? -Ovdje je, crvena. 1407 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,027 Blizu ste. 1408 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,154 -Četvorka? -Ne, čekaj! 1409 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,364 Daj posljednji. 1410 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:40,865 -Spojeni su? -Kvragu. 1411 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,492 -Dobro, polako. -Smiri se. 1412 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,452 -Po bojama. -Ne, brojevima. 1413 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,079 -Fulao je. -Ne po brojevima! 1414 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,872 Fulao je i spojio ondje. 1415 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,791 -Prekidač! -Šokirat će ga! 1416 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,376 Neće. 1417 01:17:53,628 --> 01:17:55,004 Znao sam! 1418 01:17:55,088 --> 01:17:55,963 Dobro! 1419 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,632 -Bilo je dobro! -Isključio sam! 1420 01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,675 -Isključi! -Jesam! 1421 01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:01,344 Isključi. 1422 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,347 Dobro! 1423 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:07,183 Ubili ste ga. 1424 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,685 -Ubili ste ga! -Mrtav je. 1425 01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:13,106 -Dave, izbavi ga odande. -Gotov je. 1426 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,109 Što je bilo? 1427 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,152 -Budi miran. -Gubite se! 1428 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:19,570 Mičem ti kacigu. 1429 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,322 Pokušava te osloboditi. 1430 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:23,408 Zatrubi. Tko ima trubu? 1431 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:33,543 -To je to. -Jebeš ovo sranje! 1432 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,421 Jebote! 1433 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,464 -Jebote! -Ludnica. 1434 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,049 Jebeš ovo jebeno... 1435 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:46,055 Odlazim! Odjebite! 1436 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,057 O, moj Bože. 1437 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:53,479 Mislim da smo završili snimanje "Paklene sobe za bijeg". 1438 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,066 -Gotovi smo? -Da. 1439 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:57,984 O, moj Bože. 1440 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:02,196 -Pobjegli ste iz sobe za bijeg! -Imamo li pravo na psihološku pomoć? 1441 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,240 -Imamo li? -Bravo, Dark Shark. 1442 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,367 Totalno ste me sjebali. 1443 01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,411 A ti si Zachu gurnuo ruku u dupe. 1444 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,456 Skroz duboko, stari! 1445 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,208 Jebite se! 1446 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,835 Zaboravio si cipele! 1447 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,296 Jebeš ovo mjesto! 1448 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,885 Na internetu su se pojavili članci 1449 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:28,514 koji tvrde da si rekao kako je ovo posljednji Jackass film. 1450 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:32,351 Rekao si to nakon svakog nastavka. 1451 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:36,606 -Misliš da će ti itko vjerovati? -Koliko god mi je to mrsko reći... 1452 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,571 -Nemoj! -Obuzimaju me osjećaji. 1453 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,531 Nemoj. 1454 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:46,616 Jest. 1455 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,117 Gotovo je. 1456 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,245 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville i ovo je kraj! 1457 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,454 To! 1458 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,127 KRAJ 1459 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,125 To! 1460 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,752 O, moj Bože! 1461 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,504 Koji kurac? 1462 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,810 -Divan osjećaj. -Da. 1463 01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:21,896 Napokon se mogu obući. 1464 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,190 Treba mi lova za bolnicu. 1465 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:30,696 U redu, dođite! 1466 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,698 Da, grupna fotka. 1467 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,825 -Da, Poopies. Protudoping. -Dođi. 1468 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,290 Mislim da Poopies plače. 1469 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:42,708 Što je? 1470 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:45,294 Ovo je možda naš posljednji skeč. 1471 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,256 -Ovo ti nije nalik. -Mislim da je zbilja tužan. 1472 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,968 Kako je gledati stare snimke? 1473 01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,595 Svi su tako mladi. 1474 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:57,014 Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn. 1475 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:59,558 -Da. -Star sam i fali mi Dunn. 1476 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,359 -Što radimo? -Steve-O kasni na let. Budim ga. 1477 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:09,985 -Dobro. -Da stigne. 1478 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:21,038 Steve-O! 1479 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,249 -Spike. -Volim te. 1480 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,750 Spike Jonze! 1481 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,425 Evo nam i Jeffa Tremainea! 1482 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,052 Johne, pošalji ga natrag u prostoriju! 1483 01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,345 -Super. -Tko je faca? 1484 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,475 -Nisam čuo... -Ne, za tebe je. 1485 01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,853 -Halo? -Loomise, ovuda? 1486 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:45,271 -Da. -Problemi? 1487 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,411 Bio si odličan danas. 1488 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,081 O, Johnny Knoxville! 1489 01:24:04,749 --> 01:24:06,709 -Ovo je kraj! -Ovo je kraj! 1490 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961 I dva. 1491 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,887 O, sranje! 1492 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,264 Vidi tu plamteću kuglu. 1493 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:27,438 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! 1494 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:28,731 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny! 1495 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,650 Zdravo, ja sam Johnny! Dobro došli u Jackass. 1496 01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:50,044 Sranje! 1497 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:09,063 O, ne! 1498 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,150 To je sperma. 1499 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,660 -Prdnuo si na mene? -Da. 1500 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,328 O, moj Bože, ne! 1501 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:54,942 Grozno je što nisam imao pojma 1502 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:58,571 da se moram družiti s aligatorima i kobrama. 1503 01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:02,366 Na guzici imam žigosane kurce. 1504 01:26:04,368 --> 01:26:05,870 Sve je koma, jebote. 1505 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,463 Danas me svi zajebavaju. 1506 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,634 I moje Misfits čarape. 1507 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,065 Bilo je dobro. 1508 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:47,828 To je nešto. 1509 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,349 Oprosti. Što se dogodilo? 1510 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,647 ...brzo, a onda se samo... 1511 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,981 -Da. -Razbio. 1512 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:36,126 O, ne! 1513 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,118 Je li Butterbean dobro? 1514 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,838 -Jesi dobro? -Super sam. 1515 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:21,755 Bravo, stari. 1516 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:27,720 Šefe, volimo te! 1517 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,346 I ja vas! 1518 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,098 Kapetane! 1519 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:54,705 O, moj Bože. 1520 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,959 Nervozan je. 1521 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,504 Ovo je koma. 1522 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,194 Zavrtimo te. 1523 01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,335 -Pomozi mi. -Da. 1524 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,800 To je skoro završilo jako loše. 1525 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,093 Da, prepao sam se. 1526 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:34,304 Sranje. Najstrašnija stvar ikad, čovječe. 1527 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:37,724 Ali upravo smo to htjeli. 1528 01:30:37,808 --> 01:30:39,768 O, Bože, to je... 1529 01:30:39,852 --> 01:30:41,562 Nije moglo završiti bolje. 1530 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,064 Ne znam jesam li htio baš to. 1531 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:45,440 Ja jesam. 1532 01:30:45,524 --> 01:30:46,525 Da. 1533 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:52,114 Podsjetnik. Vratolomije su izveli profesionalci 1534 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:57,286 i zato, radi vlastite i tuđe sigurnosti, ne ponavljajte viđeno. 1535 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,875 Prijevod titlova: Nina Kralj Jager